Twenty feet away from me, Britney Spears is pantless. Her sculpted hair makes her look like Marilyn Monroe on a date with DiMaggio, assuming they're going to Manhattan's finest pantless restaurant. She's wearing a sweater that probably costs more than my parents' house, and her white heels add five inches to her five-foot-four pantless frame. Oh, and did I mention she's pantless? She's not wearing any pants. This is a hard detail to ignore because the men who have seen a pantless Britney belong to a highly select fraternity: It's Justin Timberlake, her gynecologist, the photographer who's doing this particular photo shoot, and maybe the frontman for a third-rate rap-metal band from Jacksonville, Florida.
Fernando Flores, 29, has described his alleged encounters with Britney and said she made his life hell by continuing to try and bed him. The former employee of the Toxic singer said he was warned of her behaviour on the first day of the job and soon after was called by the mother-of-two to meet in her bedroom. Brave face: Britney Spears looked happy and relaxed today as she took son Jayden Federline out for lunch in Calabasas, California today. She looked me right in the eye like she was waiting for something. Despite his claims, Britney, 28, says his allegations of sexual harassment and child abuse are baseless and are motivated by money. Mother love: Britney looked low key in tight jeans and boots as she carried Jayden. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].
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