So deep up their butt they couldn't take it out. Just like these images and your MIND. Erin : I am ashamed to admit I know what brand beer this is based on the shape of the bottle and now I can never buy it again. Erin : In some states it's legal to carry a concealed weapon. They never specify how you have to conceal it. Erin : I also like to live dangerously.
Dear Straight Guys, It's Time to Start Putting Things In Your Butt
7 Things To Never Put In Or Near Your Butt
Illustration by Alex Jenkins. Everyone loves orgasms, right? If we didn't, we wouldn't go to ridiculous lengths to achieve them like pirating porn alone or going through the exhausting process of romancing a special someone just so we can have one in the company of another human. Well, what if I told all of you straight guys out there that there is a secret orgasm that you don't even know about, and it's much better than relieving yourself into a wad of Kleenex while your computer burns your bare thighs? This is an orgasm so good that it will make your whole body shake, every inch of your skin tingle, and your voice erupt with spontaneous screams like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.
There are a lot of fantastic anal sex toys out there just waiting to take a trip up your butt. This is the second in a multi-part series from After Hours about anal play. You can see the other posts in the series as they come out here. Most of them fall into three categories:. Here are some other important characteristics to look for in an anal toy:.
Have you thought about the health of your butt lately? We tend to give anal health the short shrift in comparison to the time we spend thinking about the well-being of our vaginas, those pampered show ponies of the underwear area. But anuses require good treatment too, and that includes refraining from putting certain items and substances into or around them. Once people get over the initial difficulties of having anal sex — the tightness, the need for artificial lubrication, and the need for cleanliness — they sometimes believe that the gates are open, and our anuses will happily and healthily accept basically anything. This is not an all-ages disco, guys.